REVIEW · EDINBURGH
Curious Tales of the Royal Mile – Private Walking Tour
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A pet blackbird gets arrested in 1736. That’s the kind of story you’ll hear on this private Royal Mile walk, where Edinburgh’s Old Town becomes a living stage for bizarre, real events tied to real corners of the city. You’ll also get Moray Grigor’s character-driven storytelling, and the route is built to send you off the main drag into back courts and closes where the city feels more personal.
What I like most is that the tour leans hard into the weird stuff. You’re not just seeing monuments; you’re learning why people acted the way they did—whether it’s political fights, messy legal scenes, or sudden misunderstandings that turned into legend.
One drawback to consider: it’s an outdoor walk built around good weather, and it moves through uneven streets and stairs typical of Edinburgh’s Old Town. If you’re sensitive to cold rain or lots of cobbles, plan for layers and consider your stamina.
In This Review
- Key highlights you’ll feel on the Royal Mile
- Why Edinburgh feels stranger when you walk it with stories
- Meet Moray Grigor: the friendly host behind the best turns and alleys
- Starting at Castlehill: when Edinburgh Castle becomes the opening chapter
- Through the Royal Mile up close: rebels, absurd politics, and real street-level drama
- Advocate’s Close and St Giles Cathedral: legal trouble, mischief, and memory
- The Royal Mile’s big act: theatre riots, raving beauties, and full-scale rebellion
- Canongate Kirk: poets, royal favourites, and the sideways lessons of power
- Time, pace, and what the 4 to 5 hours feels like
- Price and value: $130.75 per person vs. DIY Old Town wandering
- Should you book this Royal Mile story-walk?
- FAQ
- What is the duration of the Curious Tales of the Royal Mile tour?
- Where does the tour start and where does it end?
- Is this a private tour?
- What’s included in the price?
- Is coffee or tea included?
- How long in advance do people usually book?
- Is the tour suitable for most travelers?
- What kind of ticket do I get?
- Does the experience require good weather?
Key highlights you’ll feel on the Royal Mile
- Moray Grigor’s story style keeps the history punchy and human, not textbook-flat
- Back courts and closes let you see Edinburgh’s “in-between” spaces that most people miss
- St Giles Cathedral stops connect courtly drama to worship, crime, and memory
- Edinburgh Castle area storytelling sets the stakes early before you head downhill
- A private group format means your pace and questions actually matter
- Oddball themes like fake news and philosopher-adjacent drama make the Old Town memorable
Why Edinburgh feels stranger when you walk it with stories

Edinburgh has two faces: the polished postcard view, and the messier old truth hiding behind every doorway. This tour goes straight for the second face. You’ll hear why a pet blackbird ended up with legal troubles in 1736, how a washerwoman insisted on something before pulling philosopher David Hume out of a swamp, and why Robert the Bruce is remembered as Edinburgh Castle’s deadliest enemy. Those aren’t random trivia. They’re hooks into daily life—practical, political, and sometimes downright odd.
What makes the approach work is that the stories land right where you can picture them. You’re not learning about the city from far away. You’re walking through the same streets that shaped the drama, then getting the why behind the what. I like that you get laughs, but you also get context for how Old Edinburgh functioned: law courts, churches, markets, and power struggles all mixed together in tight spaces.
If you want Edinburgh history that’s less formal and more alive, this is a strong fit.
You can also read our reviews of more walking tours in Edinburgh
Meet Moray Grigor: the friendly host behind the best turns and alleys

The tour’s engine is your guide, Moray Grigor—an Edinburgh native who clearly loves the city. In practice, that love shows up as energy plus flexibility. People with kids have been able to keep things comfortable by adjusting to their schedule and letting the group set the pace. That matters, because Old Town walks can feel long when you’re stuck in a hurry-busy tour rhythm.
Moray also focuses on the “unseen” parts of Edinburgh—those narrow closes and tucked-away passages where the city’s social life actually unfolded. When a guide can point out what’s not on the main walking postcard, your photos improve and your sense of place improves too. You start noticing how the city’s design shaped behavior: where people could hide, where disputes could grow, and how neighbors could easily become rivals.
If you’re the type who likes to ask follow-up questions—about who had power, who got blamed, or what really happened—this kind of host format is exactly what you want.
Starting at Castlehill: when Edinburgh Castle becomes the opening chapter
You begin just at Castlehill, under the big shadow of the Castle area. The first stories are about escape, conflict, and the kind of struggle that makes a city feel built on tension rather than calm. You’ll hear tales connected to Bonnie Dundee’s escape from Edinburgh, plus Allan Ramsay’s court appeal—the sort of detail that makes famous names feel like actual people with real stakes.
This opening matters because it frames the whole walk. Edinburgh’s Old Town isn’t just pretty buildings lined up for viewing. It’s a place shaped by defense, law, and rivalry. Starting with the Castle zone sets the background for why later stories—gang fights, political loggerheads, and legal battles—feel so believable.
Practical note: the walking starts near a steep, historic part of the city. Take a slow first ten minutes if you’re arriving from flatter ground. You’ll be in the mindset of a story-walk quickly.
Through the Royal Mile up close: rebels, absurd politics, and real street-level drama
Once you’re moving along the Royal Mile, the tone shifts from big-sky fortress to street-level chaos. Expect stories about rebellious pets, couples who clash politically, and business people pulled into the kind of favoritism and deception that can sound modern. Yes, there’s even talk of fake news—because propaganda and misinformation are older than social media.
The route also includes moments where the city’s hidden architecture does the storytelling for you. Narrow passages and tight corners help explain why rumors spread fast, why mobs gathered, and why legal outcomes could feel sudden. The tour is specifically set up to duck into alleys and back courts rather than staying only on the main thoroughfare. That choice keeps you from doing the usual “walk the brochure” day and instead makes the day feel like you’re discovering Edinburgh the way locals would have.
If you love atmosphere, this is where it clicks. You’ll feel like the Old Town has plot twists because the streets physically allow plot twists.
Advocate’s Close and St Giles Cathedral: legal trouble, mischief, and memory

Two of the stops that tend to stick are Advocate’s Close and St Giles Cathedral, because they show Edinburgh’s social engine at work.
At Advocate’s Close, you’ll hear tales that blend crime, writing, and judges being surprised by what happens right in their orbit. There are stories about lame, gang-fighting would-be authors, astounded judges, and very mischievous little girls. That mixture is exactly why this tour is fun: it treats the past as a messy human world, not as a set of polished dates.
Then comes St Giles Cathedral, where the stories scale up and widen. You’ll hear about kings in debt and romantic silver spoons, but also about prayer-related drama—like church prayer-stools being thrown. That’s the kind of detail that makes you stop and look twice, because it suggests religious spaces weren’t always serene. They were part of public life, full of disputes and emotions.
St Giles also includes an unusual element tied to the city’s most famous preacher. The tour uses that resting-place detail to connect faith, fame, and how Edinburgh remembers its own. Even if you’re not a big church-history person, this is one of those stops where the story is the reason to care.
Possible drawback here: because these are popular central sites, you may share the space with other visitors. The payoff is in the storytelling in the immediate surroundings, not in exclusive access.
You can also read our reviews of more private tours in Edinburgh
The Royal Mile’s big act: theatre riots, raving beauties, and full-scale rebellion

The Royal Mile portion is the main stage, and it leans into the drama. You’ll hear about theatre riots, dull dances, and raving beauties—plus stranger, more specific items like novel financial products. That’s an oddly great mix. Theatre riots tell you how entertainment could turn into public pressure. Financial product stories show you how people tried to make systems work for them, even when the rules were stacked.
And then there’s the rebellion angle, including a sense of full-scale pushback that feels bigger than a single protest. In other words, you’ll leave with a clearer idea of how dissent traveled through Old Town communities.
This segment also tends to be where your brain starts linking things together. Earlier stories about power and legal trouble now make more sense. People aren’t just acting out random drama. They’re responding to a city built with close quarters, visible status, and constant tension.
Canongate Kirk: poets, royal favourites, and the sideways lessons of power
The tour ends at Canongate Kirk, in the Canongate area lower down the Royal Mile. This final stretch shifts the focus again, mixing literary and political threads. You’ll hear about vicious poets, tragic royal favourites, and eccentric economists.
That may sound like a strange trio, but it works. Poets and favourites show how celebrity and influence functioned. Economists point you toward the practical side of rule and society: money problems, public expectations, and the hidden forces behind major decisions.
Ending at Canongate also gives you a clean “last chapter” feeling. You walk out with more than one version of Edinburgh in your head: not just castle-and-cathedral, but a city shaped by writers, rulers, and the daily logic of money and reputation.
Time, pace, and what the 4 to 5 hours feels like
The tour runs about 4 to 5 hours, outdoors, and it’s built for a steady walking rhythm with short story stops. Because the route includes alleys, closes, and older street surfaces, the day feels more like a guided stroll through changing scenes than a museum-like timeline.
I’d plan for layers and comfortable shoes. Edinburgh can go from fine to cold fast, and the experience notes that it requires good weather. If rain hits, you’re still walking, so think ahead.
The private setup helps here. If your group needs breaks, you’re not stuck waiting for a large schedule. That matters for comfort and for keeping the tour enjoyable rather than rushed.
Price and value: $130.75 per person vs. DIY Old Town wandering
At $130.75 per person, this isn’t a bargain-basement walking tour. The value comes from three places:
First, you get private-group guiding. Instead of competing for attention, you get real back-and-forth. If your group includes kids, this matters even more—your guide can adjust to your pace and timing.
Second, the storytelling is tightly connected to place. Many tours say they go off the main road. This one actually does it, including back courts and closes that help the city make sense.
Third, the price buys a high-quality “format”: 4–5 hours of narrative structure with stops that match the theme of odd events and strange goings-on. You can DIY the Royal Mile, but it’s harder to DIY the why. You’d need to research each point and still wouldn’t get the pacing and punch of a guide.
One more value factor: mobile ticket and a group discount option. If you’re traveling with companions, ask about the best pricing structure for your group size.
Should you book this Royal Mile story-walk?
Book this tour if you want Edinburgh history that’s funny, specific, and grounded in real places you can actually see. It’s especially worth it when you care about the in-between spaces—closes, back courts, and side streets—because that’s where the stories gain extra weight.
Skip it (or think twice) if you want a quiet, gallery-style museum tour or if you’d struggle with outdoor walking in changing weather. Also, if you already know every major Edinburgh fact and prefer modern neighborhoods, this one is firmly rooted in Old Town drama and sites around the Royal Mile.
If you’re aiming for a day that makes Edinburgh feel like a storybook you can walk through, this private tour led by Moray Grigor is a strong bet.
FAQ
What is the duration of the Curious Tales of the Royal Mile tour?
The tour lasts about 4 to 5 hours.
Where does the tour start and where does it end?
It starts at Castlehill, Edinburgh EH1 and ends at Canongate Kirk, Edinburgh EH8.
Is this a private tour?
Yes. Only your group will participate.
What’s included in the price?
The tour includes all guiding and commentary on the outdoor walking tour.
Is coffee or tea included?
No. Coffee and/or tea is not included. There is an optional refreshment stop.
How long in advance do people usually book?
On average, this is booked about 145 days in advance.
Is the tour suitable for most travelers?
Yes, most travelers can participate.
What kind of ticket do I get?
You’ll receive a mobile ticket.
Does the experience require good weather?
Yes. It requires good weather, and if it’s canceled due to poor weather, you’ll be offered a different date or a full refund.































